The evidence of a mad man with a lap top.

20th April 2014

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20th April 2014

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20th April 2014

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aquaticwonder:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

This post is so fucking liberal i love tumblr god dammit

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18th April 2014

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peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

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18th April 2014

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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18th April 2014

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igotmadskillz:

MY ROLE MODEL

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18th April 2014

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shanzell:

The X-men comics were literally a metaphor for racism and xenophobia. This is meaningful because it is meant to be powerful and an accessible metaphor for nearly anyone who has ever felt maligned for reasons beyond their control.

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18th April 2014

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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

18th April 2014

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Important Dates Masterlist

  • March 29, 2014: Kids' Choice Awards
  • April 4, 2014: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  • April 6, 2014: Game of Thrones season premiere
  • April 13, 2014: MTV Movie Awards
  • April 19, 2014: Orphan Black season premiere
  • May 2, 2014: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
  • May 16, 2014: Godzilla
  • May 23, 2014: X-Men: Days of Future Past
  • May 27, 2014: City of Heavenly Fire by Cassandra Clare
  • June 6, 2014: The Fault in Our Stars, Orange is the New Black season premiere
  • June 10, 2014: Pretty Little Liars season premiere, The Retribution of Mara Dyer by Michelle Hodkin
  • June 13, 2014: 22 Jump Street
  • June 17, 2014: Top Secret Twenty-One by Janet Evanovich
  • June 23, 2014: Teen Wolf season premiere
  • June 24, 2014: The Silkworm by J.K. Rowling
  • June 27, 2014: Transformers: Age of Extinction
  • July 8, 2014: Four: A Divergent Collection by Veronica Roth
  • July 18, 2014: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
  • July 29, 2014: Silver Shadows by Richelle Mead
  • August 1, 2014: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • August 10, 2014: Teen Choice Awards
  • August 15, 2014: The Giver
  • August 24, 2014: Video Music Awards
  • September 9, 2014: The Iron Trial by Holly Black & Cassandra Clare
  • September 19, 2014: The Maze Runner
  • October 7, 2014: The Blood of Olympus by Rick Riordan
  • November 7, 2014: Interstellar
  • November 21, 2014: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
  • November 23, 2014: American Music Awards
  • February 22, 2015: Academy Awards
  • March 20, 2015: Insurgent
  • May 1, 2015: Avengers: Age of Ultron
  • May 15, 2015: Pitch Perfect 2
  • June 19, 2015: Fantastic Four
  • July 17, 2015: Ant-Man
  • November 6, 2015: James Bond 24
  • November 20, 2015: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2
  • December 25, 2015: Mission Impossible 5
  • March 18, 2016: Allegiant
  • May 6, 2016: Captain America 3, Batman vs. Superman
  • May 27, 2016: X-Men: Apocalypse
  • June 10, 2016: The Amazing Spider-Man 3
  • June 17, 2016: Finding Dory
  • July 1, 2016: Tarzan
  • March 3, 2017: The Wolverine 2
  • May 4, 2018: The Amazing Spider-Man 4

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18th April 2014

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18th April 2014

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