himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
charismatic shyness.: My mother likes to remind me... →
peu-vulpse: My mother likes to remind me that although I have grown, both in size with the stretching of my spine, but also in emotional depth holding a fishbowl full of water inside of me where I put each thought that is on fire, out. I am still much the child, rolling down Rosen Street at high speed,…
casteilnovak: absoluteblue: aquietrevolutionary: artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr. … God help us all. BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!! ...
wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
Adding “Smoking out of a cantaloupe found in someone’s yard on the way to a party.” *Looks at it for a bit* *Slowly checks that one off* I’m not proud of myself but I kinda am at the same time…
dad-rock-davos: rachelisaflameprincess: bendydicks: considerthishippie: Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth. oh i was not prepared for that DEEP SPACE
spoken-not-written: Your dash is now safe from demons. No need to thank me.
sladez: in Seattle, if you walk into a busy crowd and scream “MACKLEMORE SUCKS” the coroner’s office will rule it death by suicide
profrumbleroar: mountincest: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch whoa There are four types of people at school. First you have your Ravenclaws then your Hufflepuffs then your...
thediaryofadepressedboy: radstunts: thirteenth-zodiac-sign: bllonde: Dear tampon and pad companies: Please make your items quieter to open. Sincerely, The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you. I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
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captain-kirks-perfect-hair: I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
simpaticonebula: 2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who had shaved heads and a little boy saw them and said “Look, Mom! Airbenders!” and at first they laughed but then they told him that they were Airbenders but they weren’t allowed to airbend in public and it was pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
youarefuckingmajestic: atimbalance: youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD What about showering and changing into clean pyjamas? THAT IS ALSO HIGHLY MAJESTIC.
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas